“It tastes bad!”
Liquorice is the most unknown type of lollie in the candy world, one because, why the hell is it black and why would anyone even want to eat a long stick a black made from something that came from a tree root?
Liquorice (also known as that yukky black stuff) is something that makes children hate candy.
Liquorice has been eaten for thousands of years, which is quite silly really because no-body likes liquorice. Before discovering that bark tastes really bad and carries multiple negative side-effects, people used to eat the bark plain, It is only quite recent that the juice has been extracted to make the tar like substance.
After eating itEdit
“BLEEEECHHH!!! YEESH SO YUKKY!!!!!!!! POOP!!!! I HAET THIS!!!!!! GET ME A DRINK TO WASH OUT THE AWFUL TASTE!!!!! OH MY F***KING GOD!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Vomits*”
Liquorice allsorts are a very popular substitute for liquorice, mainly because it masks the terrible taste with much sweeter flavours. The first manufacturers of liquorice all-sorts created them as a way to boost sales and to use up all the off and mouldy liquorice sap stored away since no one was buying it.
Red liquorice is another variety of liquorice that as the name suggests is red.